closet hipster
Someone who masks their hipster attitudes by dressing normally. A closet hipster doesn't physically stand out, but deep down inside, they are glaring at you for your terrible music tastes and consumerist lifestyle.
Lawrence is a closet hipster. He stands out in all the wrong ways at indie concerts and hates Coldplay.
Closet Hipster
Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.
"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.
"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.
"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.