closeting
The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.
Dude, we were closeting to get away from the sound of the two of them dry humping
closeting
A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.
"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."
"Becky, he is totally closeting."
closeting
The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.
Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!
in the closet
a term used to describe a homosexual person who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation
the guy in sweet home alabama
closeted
to be a gay, lesbian, bi or queer person who hides their true sexual orientation from the public and those around them. often for fear of persecution, rejection, others' reactions, but not always for negative reasons. some would just as soon not come out or see no reason to.
jerry's gay, but he stays closeted to avoid losing his teaching job.
closet
(adj) Describing an aspect that one keeps rather private or completely secret, usually due to fear of social rejection. Commonly used in reference to homosexuality, but not exclusively.
"Yep, my brother has his guilty pleasures when it comes to music. He's closet hair metal fan, believe it or not."
in the closet
Someone who has a different orientation or gender identity than typical and has not yet shared with the rest of the world
Jack was in the closet about being bisexual.