cloth cock
Similar to tissue dick (see tissue dick) but is instead resultant of forgetting to wipe the gism away post-jack off, thus creating a glue like substance in which your cock is stuck to your boxers, underwear, pants etc. This may lead to different colors of cloth sticking to ones penis post-ejaculation and may cause pain during the removal of the cloth particles or lint from the cock, hence the name cloth cock
Can be used as an insult
John you coming out tonight?
I can't man I got to clean this cloth cock, shit looks blue and I need to buy some soap to clean it off.
Bob is such a cloth cock, he just sits there all day lazy as shit.
Can be used as an insult
John you coming out tonight?
I can't man I got to clean this cloth cock, shit looks blue and I need to buy some soap to clean it off.
Bob is such a cloth cock, he just sits there all day lazy as shit.
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cock cloth
a word to describe any piece of underwear that is in someway unsavory. it is best used in reference to briefs with holes, or skid marks, but best used in reference to a banana hammock.
"I hate when people put their laundry in with mine, I reached into the machine and pulled out someone's cock cloth."