clothered
When something valuable or easily broken (e.g. cell phone, game controller, game case) is on the floor and covered by clothes in such a way that misleads you into thinking it is safe to step on.
Tom's new video game was soon stepped on and cracked after being clothered.
Avoid leaving dirty clothes on the floor; you never know what valuables could be clothered by them.
Avoid leaving dirty clothes on the floor; you never know what valuables could be clothered by them.
Clother
A person or group of persons unable to finish an order of chicken wings, or one who is an unskilled bowler.
Ha! look at that fucking clother, he bowled another gutterball! He probably couldn't even finish a plate of Hot wings!!
No Clother
When you’re taking a shit and it gets so bad you have to go commando.
Bro I took the nastiest no clother last night. Really? Yeah my ass was on fire
Clotherities
People who have nice clothes.
Bob: Wendy = Clotherities!
Jill: Yes she does!
Jill: Yes she does!