clothstrophobia
A fear of clothes. When a person is clothsrophobic, they don't own clothes, they're always naked (they don't care i they have a tiny penis) they don't do school cuz you have to have clothes and they mostly stay inside.
Guy with clothes: Hey, man what's up?
Clothstrophobic person: AHH WTF IS THAT??
Guy with clothes: What are you talking about and why are you naked?
Clothstrophobic person: THE CLOTHES!!
Guy with clothes: What are you talkin-
Clothstrophobic person: AHHHHHHHHHHH (runs away)
Guy with clothes: Huh, must have clothstrophobia.
Clothstrophobic person: AHH WTF IS THAT??
Guy with clothes: What are you talking about and why are you naked?
Clothstrophobic person: THE CLOTHES!!
Guy with clothes: What are you talkin-
Clothstrophobic person: AHHHHHHHHHHH (runs away)
Guy with clothes: Huh, must have clothstrophobia.