clotoris
A small globule of clotted menstrual blood wedged between the upper section of a woman's labia majora. Unlike the clitoris, the clotoris is much easier to find thanks to its distinctive color, pungent odor and unique flavor.
OH NO! Yo clotowith id on nai tung!!!
What?!?
(SPIT) I said your damned clotoris is on my friggin' tongue! (BARF!)
What?!?
(SPIT) I said your damned clotoris is on my friggin' tongue! (BARF!)