afnp
Ask Forgiveness Not Permission. Used when you know you should someone ask before doing something, however, you would rather be punished than willingly interact with said person.
Judy: Where are you going Alex, Kevin will be pissed if he finds you missing.
Alex: I'll AFNP. If you see him tell him I slacking off in the bathroom so he can get a big whiff of my lunch.
Alex: I'll AFNP. If you see him tell him I slacking off in the bathroom so he can get a big whiff of my lunch.