Clown Dick
An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.
Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.
Clown Dick
When you get done fucking your GF and find out shes on the rag becasue your pubic hair is bright red like the wig on a clown.
OH shit, that time of the month again huh Karen... I got CLOWN DICK again... My pubic hair's red..
Clown Dick
1 part Pinnacle Cotton Candy Vodka, 3 parts Mango Lemonade, 2 parts Strawberry Lemonade
Person 1: "This drink tastes like a memory I suppressed from when I was nine!"
Person 2: "It's called Clown Dick!"
Person 1: "When I sober up, I'm going to see a shrink."
Person 2: "It's called Clown Dick!"
Person 1: "When I sober up, I'm going to see a shrink."
clown dick
A disproportionate or oddly shaped penis that upon being viewed results in uproarious laughter from another or others. Also refers an actual person with a clown dick.
Reginald: Hey baby take a look at my cock... <zip>
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.
or
Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.
or
Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.
clown dick
Getting some from a chick who wears too much makeup.
"tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick, my dick is starting to look like a clown"
Chocking on a clown dick
When some one laughs so hard they start chocking
Omg that girl is so chocking on a clown dick