Clown Flower
The act of giving a man a hand job, and before he orgasms point his penis towards his face. Therefore he will ejaculates upon himself, preferably upon his own face.
My girlfriend CLOWN FLOWERED me last night, and it got in my eye.
Clown's Flower
Analogy of female ejaculation.
I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.