Clown Meal
A meal consisting of a #2(aka two cheeseburger meal), a six peice McNugget, and an Apple Pie from McDonalds. Upon eating the #2 and nuggets, the apple pie is carried to the site of the clowning, and ceremoniously spiked onto the ground.
Oh fuck. That bitch was so nasty, I worked up a hunger for a Clown Meal!