Clownniggaitis
A disease in which a man/woman/apache attack helicopter becomes a clown. This disease is not deadly, but is chronic and can last for the rest of your life, most common among 13-19 year olds.
Ramiro: "Did you see how Andrew invited the roundest couple on earth to Castles and Coochsters?"
Emily: "Yeah, he must have Clownniggaitis."
Emily: "Yeah, he must have Clownniggaitis."