clown question, bro
The standard and best retort to a clown question.
Toronto TV Reporter to Bryce Harper (a 19-year-old Major League Baseball rooking phenom whose Mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the United States): "You got a favorite beer?"
Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."
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A reporter to First Lady Mary Todd Lincoln (immediately after her husband -- President Abraham Lincoln -- was murdered by an assassin's bullet during the performance of a play at which Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln were in attendance): "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
Mrs. Lincoln: "That's a clown question, bro. Get outta here with that shit."
Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."
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A reporter to First Lady Mary Todd Lincoln (immediately after her husband -- President Abraham Lincoln -- was murdered by an assassin's bullet during the performance of a play at which Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln were in attendance): "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
Mrs. Lincoln: "That's a clown question, bro. Get outta here with that shit."
That's a clown question, bro.
Made famous by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals. When asked if he was going to drink a beer, Harper who is only 19, replied with "That's a clown question, bro." Has since become a favorite on twitter and Facebook.
"Do you think Megan Fox would look good in a bikini?"
"That's a clown question, bro."
"Should we smoke 1 blunt or 2?"
That's a clown question, bro. Of course we should smoke 2!
"That's a clown question, bro."
"Should we smoke 1 blunt or 2?"
That's a clown question, bro. Of course we should smoke 2!
That's a clown question, bro.
1. An utterance emitted by Washington Nationals rookie phenom Bryce Harper, June 12, 2012, to a Toronto reporter press conference who asked if Harper was going to take advantage of Canada's legal drinking age after his home run in a win over the Blue Jays and if so what his preferred brand of beer would be.
2. A phrase used to express dissatisfaction with a particular line of inquiry.
2. A phrase used to express dissatisfaction with a particular line of inquiry.
"Have you stopped beating your wife?"
"What the-----? That's a clown question, bro."
"What the-----? That's a clown question, bro."
That's a clown question, Bro.
A sophomoric response by a douche (i.e. sweet bro) to a reasonably posed question that reflects the inability to respond due to a sheltered, unconventional, parochial upbringing and dogmatic, unquestioning belief system.
(Reporter): "Hey Bryce, you just hit a towering homerun, are you going to celebrate by having a beer?"
Bryce: "I'm not going to answer that question...That's a clown question, Bro."
Bryce: "I'm not going to answer that question...That's a clown question, Bro."