clown wig
The untrimmed pubic hair bush of a grown man.
She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.
clown's wig
When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig
I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig