Clown Tickler
Primitive weapon constructed with a baseball bat as a base and large metal spikes protruding from all angles. Often referred to as a one hitter quitter.
person 1: check out this guy who got arrested for chasing his wife with a clown tickler.
Person 2.: I have one at my house, my clown tickler is not as drastic but way better.
Person 2.: I have one at my house, my clown tickler is not as drastic but way better.