clubbing the baby seal
male masturbation
i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting
clubbing baby seals
synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.
Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.
Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.
Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.
clubbing baby seals
An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.
Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.
Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
Clubbing Baby Seals
The act of an older person having sexual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they're just too damn cute and you shouldn't
John "So, what did you do last night?"
Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"
John "Same!"
Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"
John "Same!"
Clubbing baby seals
After having relations with a female who is on her period, your wang will have the appearance of a bloody club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.
Yo, after I stabbed that dolphin I realized that aunt flow was in her town and when I looked in the mirror after it looked like I be clubbing baby seals B!
clubbing baby seals
The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.
Greg: What are you doing?
Ros: RAAAAH! Stand back man, I'm clubbing baby seals in here!
Ros: RAAAAH! Stand back man, I'm clubbing baby seals in here!
Hitting the clubs like a baby seal
A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.
Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."