a fork in the chode
The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"
Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.