clumsy russian
a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
russian clumsiness
The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.
The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.