clusterfucktastrophe
An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.
Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part — don't set me up for a clusterfucktastrophe.
Clusterfucktastrophe
Something which feels catastrophic; like it is complete chaos due to being clustered, causing a since of being overwhelmed & unable to find a starting place.
"My life is a clusterfucktastrophe right now."