clutter fucked
When an important email gets put in your Clutter folder by mistake.
I never saw that email because I got Clutter Fucked
clutter-fuck
When a room in one's living quarters is full of random clutter, causing one to stumble through or walk around things in the room. The clutter can be consisted of furniture, boxes, or anything in excess.
Alternative Use: Clutter-fuck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. In order to clutter-fuck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. Then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. The person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-fucking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-fucked.
Alternative Use: Clutter-fuck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. In order to clutter-fuck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. Then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. The person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-fucking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-fucked.
'My mother is one of those freaky old ladies who hoards ceramic roosters, when you walk through the front door all you see is one big clutter-fuck of a ceramic chicken coop. Disturbing, I know.'
'Those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-fucked me yet again, I woke up this morning to a room full of balloon's made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. What will I do with these noodles, Oh, if it was only summer.'
'Those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-fucked me yet again, I woke up this morning to a room full of balloon's made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. What will I do with these noodles, Oh, if it was only summer.'
Clutter Fuck
It's when you tie up someone, slit their throat and proceed to have sexual intercourse with them through the hole in their throat. Mixture of the word Clutter, as in the Clutter Family Murders, made famous in 1965 by Truman Capote's famous book, In Cold Blood. And the word Fuck, which means to have sex.
Dude, I totally Clutter Fucked this family last night.
The news said that a family was killed by Clutter Fuck last night.
The news said that a family was killed by Clutter Fuck last night.
Clutter-Fuck
A ‘Clutter-Fuck’ is the act of having sexual interactions in a noticeably messy/dirty area (e.g. - public bathroom, fast food restaurant trash in the back alley)
Me and Gina had a wild Clutter-Fuck last night, I’m still finding trash in my asshole.