Coastal Carolina University

Often mistaken for a zoo exhibit and a breeding ground for STD’s and hepatitis. The lingering smell of the campus fish markets, often referred to as “dorms” or “school of nursing” takes some getting used to. The most common students you will find at this “university” are guys who get no pussy trying to fuck the girls who will look 50 at 25. The job market is never going to be a problem if you attend Coastal Carolina as sex workers will always be in demand.

The University famous for its Department of Bitch Ass Niggas and the King Curtis Department of Chicken Nuggets.

One of the biggest party schools and colleges in general on the east coast. It's very popular and a lot of people who attend the university are not locals and come from cold, northern states such as New York or New Jersey in hopes of escaping to a warm climate. The college is popular due to its proximity to Myrtle Beach and has one of the best college baseball programs in the country. Students who come here expect to party like crazy and live every day like it's a Friday night in July in downtown Myrtle Beach.

Unfortunately, the hype of Coastal Carolina does not last, and once the school year begins, you realize that this town is dead and there is nothing to do because tourist/peak season is over and everything that is great about Myrtle Beach is gone and the area becomes basically a ghost town. All the stores are closed, the beach is too cold to enjoy. It becomes apparent quickly that this area is no different than any other college town or any town in general. Most college towns are actually better because the areas are open all year round whereas CCUS area caters to tourists and disregards college students.

Once you are off-campus, the immediate surrounding area is Conway, which is desolate and fits the definition of a backward-ass, redneck country hickville town.

Overall Coastal Carolina is not a bad school, but no one goes here for its eliteness or because of its academic programs, they go here because they think of the beach and going to college in a warm beach town.