Coaster Enthusiast

A coaster enthusiast is a type of person who knows everything about theme parks. They mostly travel to different parks around the globe and ride new coasters they like to call, coaster credits. The amount of coasters they have been on is ones credit count. You would usually find coaster enthusiasts in the USA or Europe.

A human that takes more interest in rollercoasters than any other object on earth including religion, school and family. They consider themselves able to alter the fate of any theme park if they complain enough. Normally having bad social skills but a good memory, the coaster enthusiasts maintain a steady diet of cinnamon bread. In the winter they go into hibernation due to most themeparks being closed. They complain about the general public and will not shut up about whenever someone gets one stat of a rollercoaster wrong.

Dangerous individuals. It’s highly likely most were bullied as children and have undergone some deep trauma in their lives.

A lot of them are perverts. Some trans enthusiasts are known to pray on the vulnerable, seeking out their pray and obtaining their addresses by ‘free photo giveaways’ as a ploy to know where their victim lives.

If you ever come across one, please be careful

A person who is big brain when it comes to roller coasters. These people are the best source of information when it comes to coasters. They binge ride coasters and have traveled across the country to ride a coaster. These people can be annoying, but they are a great thing for theme parks.