Cocalar

A man that wears more gold than a national treasury, he wears a pink or sometimes red shirt that always is rolled-up, his pants are always rolled-up as well to show his ankles and has his shoes VERY colorful or that may seem expensive but they are not or they are fakes, they always talk differentely than normal people and eat a lot of seeds. OH, and they always wear aviator glasses.

Usually Romanian, bombardier, but from another planet.
Listens to manele at the portable speaker.
Wears ripped jeans and a really tight t-shirt or sometimes absolutely nothing.