cockadoodle

a morning boner or hard-on

This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

A fine girl that you think about being intimate with ALL the time but the negatives of doing so could far out weigh the positives.
ie; venereal disease, best friends wife, your boss, midget, reputation for being a clingy psycho, convicted violent felon, under-age, fat, it could break up the band.

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

a person who loves to be funny but isnt fucking funny and accidently is a dick

(noun): A group of people who are excessively proud and boastful, often to the point of arrogance. The term is derived from the behavior of roosters, who are known for their loud and cocky calls. Cockadoodles are characterized by their tendency to strut around and brag about their accomplishments, often at the expense of others.