Cockamawhacker

A cockamawhacker is a device used to sever the male reproductive organ of large, husky, 50 year old men. It utilizes a large propane torch with an electric spark igniter and a series of razer blades which arrange to form a 4" wide circle, which then is heated by the torch. You rip the pull cord as hard as possible once heated, then the blades close in rapidly to form an even smaller circle, continuosly shrinking until it closes, completely incapacitating the phallus of the victim. They usually cost around $32.