Cock and Roll
A musical style that is a poor offshoot of rock and roll. Cock and roll bands are characterized by homosexual undertones, angsty/whiny/shallow lyrics and generally shitty and unoriginal instrument "playing." Cock and roll music is particularly popular in today's music scene, considering the prevalence of bands that fall squarely into that musical category. (ie, Fallout Boy, My Chemical Romance, All American Rejects, Green Day, etc.)
The Jonas Brothers are a popular cock and roll band.
cock n roll
The lovely meeting place between getting dicked down and listening to rock n roll
I heard she enjoys a good cock n roll.
the cock roll
When a male rolls across a line of females, who are lying face up next to each other, injecting his penis into each one of their bearded clams.
I pulled the cock roll last night on all those sluts. I got them good.
Cock In A Roll
A sneaky sexual maneouvre in which a man who is eager for a blowjob can use to satify his needs. A "Cock in a roll" is when a man places his penis inside a six-inch or footlong sandwich roll (depending on penis size), scatters the roll with a variety of salads to make it more convincing, and places the roll, with his cock inside of it, on a plate. The plate is to be held down near his crotch for obvious reasons, and every attempt to camoflage the penis into this seemingly innocent sandwich environment is to be made for maximum efficiency. With plate in hand, and cock in roll, the man then approaches his targeted consumer and asks if she wants a bite of the roll. As she is unaware of the fact that your penis is placed inside of the roll, she agrees and has a go at the sandwich.
Some complementary phrases that can be inlcuded or not are
- "careful hunny, there may be bones"
- "I can add mayonaise if you want"
*Note of warning*: If youre target is fat, wears some sort of dental correction device and/or is an aggessive eater, it would be a good idea not to perform this maneouvre, as your cock may be completely destroyed or severly harmed.
Some complementary phrases that can be inlcuded or not are
- "careful hunny, there may be bones"
- "I can add mayonaise if you want"
*Note of warning*: If youre target is fat, wears some sort of dental correction device and/or is an aggessive eater, it would be a good idea not to perform this maneouvre, as your cock may be completely destroyed or severly harmed.
"Man, lately my girlfriend and I have been through a dry patch" - MAN 1
"Have you tried Cock In A Roll? It works a treat, you'll have your willy sucked no problem!" - MAN 2
"Have you tried Cock In A Roll? It works a treat, you'll have your willy sucked no problem!" - MAN 2
cock block and roll
Its when you're with some friends at a party or some sort of get together and one of your friends is flirting or gettin with someone and you need to leave.
Lets cock block and roll this mother f*cker
Cock Roll-up
Rap a "fruit Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and give a female to opportunity to perform oral sex on you.
I bet that Cock Roll-up tasted good last night
California cock roll
When you eat sushi and a California roll falls on ur cock and you fuck someone’s grandma
I fucked Jason’s grandma call it a California cock roll