cock bagel
A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.
Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.
cock bagel
A horribly degrading insult.
Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*
cock bagel
Vineet Ghordhandas.
Me: Hey cock bagel!
Vineet: Yes?
Vineet: Yes?
cock bagel
To shiza in your mouf!!!!
Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.
cock-bagel
A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.
A : Matt has cock-bagels
C : HAH!
or
A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch
C : HAH!
or
A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch
bagel cock
when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel
Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.
Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.
Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.
Cock Bagel
A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.
"John is being such a cock bagel today"