cock beard
1. an undesirable person with a beard.
yo, fuck off you cock beard.
beard cock
The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock
I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.
Bearded Cock Snare
When you have a hairy dick and have to pee
“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”