cock blaster
A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.
Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!
Nicole: Loooooves it!
cock blaster
A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.
Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!
Nicole: Loooooves it!
Cock Blaster
A bitch that loves to blast cocks, she doesn't give a shit whos dick she's blasting, as long as she is blasting dick she DON'T GIVE A SHIT about nothin'! When she's not blasting dick she's manipulating silly men to give them money to buy things like Gold Rings and Necklaces. As long as she is either blasting some random guys (with money) dick or getting some idiot douch to get her hair done for he she ain't fuckin' arsed.
Sexy Jess: Hey baby can I have some money for my lunch?
Rich guy: Sure choke on this bitch...
Sexy Jess: That was nice, I loved it. I'd love some lobster though.
Rich (and sexually satified) guy: Hell yeah baby here's $150 for your lunch!
Some random dude: WHAT THE FUCK $150 FOR LUNCH WHAT'S SHE GONNA BUY A FUCKIN' 724 COURSE MEAL?
Rich guy: I got doh motherfucker so fuck you, I buy bitches like there ain't no tommorow, Fuck you
Some random dude: FUCK THAT SHIT, YOU DO REALIZE SHE'S JUST WITH YOU FOR THE CASH RIGHT?
Rich (ang retarded) guy: Fuck you
Some random guy: she is a cock blaster she just blasts that cash out of cock. She's a pro.
Rich guy: Sure choke on this bitch...
Sexy Jess: That was nice, I loved it. I'd love some lobster though.
Rich (and sexually satified) guy: Hell yeah baby here's $150 for your lunch!
Some random dude: WHAT THE FUCK $150 FOR LUNCH WHAT'S SHE GONNA BUY A FUCKIN' 724 COURSE MEAL?
Rich guy: I got doh motherfucker so fuck you, I buy bitches like there ain't no tommorow, Fuck you
Some random dude: FUCK THAT SHIT, YOU DO REALIZE SHE'S JUST WITH YOU FOR THE CASH RIGHT?
Rich (ang retarded) guy: Fuck you
Some random guy: she is a cock blaster she just blasts that cash out of cock. She's a pro.
Cock Blaster
noun. when a cock is covered in shit after giving anal
Dat Bitch's ass is a cock blaster
Cock Blaster
A dyke that hates dick so much, that she would take a gun and shoot your dick off.
Kim hates guys so much, she wants to snap off their dicks. Stupid bitch she's such a Cock Blaster
cock blaster 9000
An item used to blast your cock, mainly using lemons as a fuel source. Though highly efficient, the lemons give off an odor that smells like a Shrek cosplayer who was late at Comicon. Cock blasters are also used as chemical weapons in Siberia, where a secret war between the hamsters of Guatemala and the geese of Guantanamo bay takes place, brawling for food, and women.
Damn, cock blaster 9000's are dangerous and smelly, but I have a way to use my Lemons.
Red Cock Blaster
A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
"Yo, I got a hold of some Red Cock Blaster, you feeling lucky?"