Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.

Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.

Babe: ...?

Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.

俚语	cock blocked by steve jobs
释义	Cockblocked by Steve Jobs The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them. Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod. Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs Cockblocked by Steve Jobs When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood. Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow. Babe: ...? Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.
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