cock chopping
Similar to cock-blocking, but much more extreme.
In more detail... Getting close to having sex with a girl but being suddenly denied access due to your friend(not that good of a friend eh?)
In more detail... Getting close to having sex with a girl but being suddenly denied access due to your friend(not that good of a friend eh?)
You: Alan, Garrett is totally cock chopping you!
Alan: I know, hes not letting me do his sister
Alan: I know, hes not letting me do his sister
Cock Chops
When you trim your pubic hair but leave a bush on both sides of your cock like mutton chops.
Hey man, I am totally shaving my junk into a nice set of cock chops.
cock chops
Secret snowboarding term used when your mate has made a complete mug of themselves on the piste. From this day forward there's no return for them and they will forever be know as a cock chop.
"Where's Tim?"
"Who?"
"Tim"
"Oh you mean cock chops?, he's at the bar"
"Oi, cock chops, get us a beer"
"Who?"
"Tim"
"Oh you mean cock chops?, he's at the bar"
"Oi, cock chops, get us a beer"
cock chops
A word used to call someone, to represent them sucking cock.
oi cock chops, fuck off!
Cock Chop
Derogatory term for a devout Jew. Phrase is derived from the bris-happy nature of the children of Abraham.
Woody: Still got your foreskin, boss?
Baruch: Yes. Celebrated my Bris Milah twice
Bubba: Sheesh, you're a cock chop on steroids
Baruch: Yes. Celebrated my Bris Milah twice
Bubba: Sheesh, you're a cock chop on steroids
Cock in the Chops
Having a penis slapped across your butt cheeks or in between your butt crack, thus having, a Cock in the Chops.
Bro, I gave Molly a cock in the chops last night, her ass cheeks are the best!