cock confetti
The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.
Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.