cock diaper
a condom you wear outside of intercourse to prevent cum or precum stains on your underwear/pants.
"Damn, if our cleaning lady keeps doing that I'll have to start wearing a cock diaper at work."
"My date was so hot I came in my pants. I wish I had a cock diaper that night!"
"My date was so hot I came in my pants. I wish I had a cock diaper that night!"
Cock Diaper
wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"