cocked off
the act of being vigorously masturbated by another person.
The two chums, after having cocked off one another, went out for delicious pastries.
Cock-off
An event much like a duel, where two men unable to come to terms by conventional methods such as talking or fighting, stand back to back, walk 10 paces, turn and drop their pants. The man with the largest cock wins, and the loser must hang his head in shame and leave.
Obviously talking or even fighting wouldn't have settled the argument so I challenged him to a cock-off. I won.
Cock Off
Coigned by Bubba the Love Sponge: When two males that cannot settle an argument or dispute in any other civilized fashion resort to measuring their genitals to determine a winner. The standard form is to lay your junk on a table about yea high while your opponent does the same from the opposite side. The match is immediately forfeit if you attempt to touch your opponent while he is in this position.
Bubba and Ronny had an dispute that they couldn't settle. Bubba challenged Ronny to a cock off. When they measured their cocks, it was determined tht Bubba's cock was longer....He was then named the winner of the cock off and the argument. ...and there was much rejoicing
Cock-off
Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity.
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)
Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.
Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.
Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.
cock off
Functions in the same way as 'fuck off' or some other expletive which expresses disdain at another or a desire for them to leave/stop talking/stop messing around.
Colin: "You know, Nadine, some people think that buildings like my garden shed are actually rather attractive."
Nadine : "Cock off, Colin."
Nadine : "Cock off, Colin."
cock off
An alternative to the ubiquitously fuck off to imply unwanted company.
"Cock the cock off you ass raping donkey shit eater" - JP Williams 2005
cock off
Repeated attempts by two or more males to prove which one is bigger or better than the other in any given way. This can be anything from terse email arguments to a refusal to get of a gym exercise bike until the person next to you has.
Hey Buster, did you see that email cock off between Russell and Ken... man Russell missed all the points completely, he really is a one incher.