Cockelargemus
Huge fcking cock that was obtained by taking too much heroine and steroids and watcing the enterety of the Harry Potter series in one sitting.
"Hey dude, how's the Cockelargemus"
"Pretty good, the heroine is working well and it feels like my asshole is falling off"
"Pretty good, the heroine is working well and it feels like my asshole is falling off"