Cock Elf

The opposite of a Cock Block. Someone who helps you get a girl, just like Santa's little helpers.

Hey, that girl is really cute, but her friend is ugly, will you cock elf for me and dance with the ugly one?

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The elf cock is something RPing fangirls and gay fanboys crave. Rumour has it elven balls are inside the body, but that's not true. Elf cocks are said to be long and thin - the opposite of a chode (or Barrel Dick as some call it) but they're just like human shlongs.

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