cock fever
When a woman has a crush on a man and can't get over it. Damn she's got cock fever!
Have you seen Jamie. I hear she likes Mark. She's so hot ! She has cock fever!
cock scratch fever
Having an irregularly itchy dick or cock.
Jane: Why are you itching your genitals so vigorously?
Richard: Sorry bitch, I gots the cock scratch fever.
Richard: Sorry bitch, I gots the cock scratch fever.