Cock full of dew
When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.
Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.