cock fur
Heinously thick growth of pubic hair - resembling your grandma's wig or perhaps the mane of a musk ox (#2). May result from too many hormone-laced chicken nuggets or early-onset masturbation. Similar to a mucket, but real.
I was playing the drunk houdini on this chic at the party last night when her biff figured me out and shaved off my cock fur. Now my weenie's cold.