cockhands
A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.
1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"
2. "Cockhands!"
2. "Cockhands!"
cockhands
A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.
mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"
Cockhands
Anyone who leaves the restroom and does not wash their hands after handling their manhood.
I made sure to use a paper towel to open the doors as I returned from the restroom. Richard Gutierrez, also known as cockhands, had not washed his hands once again.
cockhand
An insult, similar to dickhead first used by Vince of Swack fame.
"Shut up you cockhand!"
Cockhand
1. The hand that you use to give a hand job.
2. The hand that a male uses to wank off with
cock
wank
2. The hand that a male uses to wank off with
cock
wank
Good thing that bitch opened my brew for me - I might have hurt my COCKHAND.
or.....
My COCKHAND has been getting a real workout.
or.....
My COCKHAND has been getting a real workout.
Cockhand
To rub your hand on your (sweaty)dick/balls, and to prominently yell "COCKHAND" or "YOU JUST GOT COCK-HANDED"
Brady:Hey dude! Guess what?
Pat:What?
(RUBS HAND ON BALLS/DICK AND RUBS IN PAT'S FACE)
Brady:COCKHAND!
Pat:What?
(RUBS HAND ON BALLS/DICK AND RUBS IN PAT'S FACE)
Brady:COCKHAND!
cockhand syndrome
Cockhand Syndrome or CHS is a syndrome in which a female must have a cock in her hand whenever there is one present
Look at her grab it she definitly has Cockhand Syndrome