cockhandled
adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!
cockhandler
A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.
you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler