Cock Hobbit
A soulless human jumping from cock to cock in search of a partner to marry for money; similar to a gold digger but without the class and or self respect
“That hoe fucked the entire baseball team. What a cock hobbit”
cock hobbit
a little person who is obsessed with hairy penis
shut up you cock hobbit (luke crocker)
hobbit cock
a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis
related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands
related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands
"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"