Cockitis
n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.
John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"
cockitis
Urge for sex(usually women) wanting cock/penis.
"I got a serious case of Cockitis!" said Janet.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.
cockity
A cock that is tiny.
Whatever you cockity little man!
Cockity
A duck that is majorly known for raiding other bird's nests. They usually appear in large groups of up to 10000 ducks just to raid a single nest.
Large raids can often times be seen on twitch where people stream the raid and killing of innocent birds
Large raids can often times be seen on twitch where people stream the raid and killing of innocent birds
Person A: Hey, have you seen those cockity's raiding the penguin nest?
Person B: Yes, cockity's really have become a threat to our local eco-system
Person B: Yes, cockity's really have become a threat to our local eco-system
Cockity Snippit
When you grab a dog by the cock and snip it off with a pair of Crayola safety scissors and feed it to the dog but mix in a hint of spicy cinnamon shortcakes and suck it out of the dogs asshole with a rusty metal straw.
"Man, his dog was being mean so I had to cockity snippit him"