cockjabbled
I created the word, it essentially means to be shocked to a large extent. It’s also just a funny word, it sounds shakespearian but when I looked it up and it wasn’t, so i guess the word is mine
“Did you hear that Brittney Spears is pregnant??”
“Yeah, I’m cockjabbled! I almost spit out my food when I heard the news!”
“Yeah, I’m cockjabbled! I almost spit out my food when I heard the news!”