cock knob
Someone who is completely useless, a loser (generally unemployed). Also, the head of the penis.
That boyfriend of hers is a real cock knob.
My wife just finished polishing my cock knob.
My wife just finished polishing my cock knob.
Cock-knob
A sexually selfish male, who does not reciprocate oral sex.
Logan is such a cock-knob, he got a blowjob from Lexi, but did not reciprocate the act of oral pleasure.
Cock knob
The act of using your penis to open a closed door
Guy-how did you get in?
Guy2- I Cock knobed the door.
Guy2- I Cock knobed the door.
Typical Cock Knob
Used to describe a person who is worse than both a "Cock" and a "Knob". Someone who more like the offspring of a cock and a knob, if it were possible for one to mate with the other.
Person A: Man, that dude just told my supervisor it was me who broke the TV, he knows I'll lose my job over it.
Person B: What a typical cock knob.
Person B: What a typical cock knob.
Fascist Cock Knob
A police officer, or other person who attempts to exert their “perceived authority” on law-abiding citizens.
I’m exercising my First Amendment rights, you fascist cock knob, so take your badge and your gun, get back into your car and kick rocks.