cock lube
The opposite of a cock block; the ultimate wingman trying to hook it up for your boys.
Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.
Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.
Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.
limp cock and no lube
Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."