Cockmancer
One who loves cock; a conjurer of cocks.
Matt: Burnham sure loves cocks.
Fred: Yup, he's a major cockmancer.
Fred: Yup, he's a major cockmancer.
cockmance
a cockmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.
"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"