Cock Monkey
May be considered vulgar or insulting to some. Someone that likes to climb and / or hang from a cock or cocks.
She might not like to hear me say this others but my girlfriend truly is a cock monkey.
Cock Monkey
someone who loves to fuck, suck, and ride cock; acting in a way as to be a complete idiot
she acts like a cock monkey around me
Cock Monkey
Stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. Then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.
These Texas drivers are a bunch of cock monkeys.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.
Cock Monkey
A person of dubious ancestral background (i.e. closer to Neanderthal than is entirely comfortable) who sets themselves low standards and consistently fails to achieve them.
That George, he's a right Cock Monkey. I bet he couldn't even keep a McJob!
Cock Monkey
A term of endearment often used to refer to a person or object. Cock Monkey can carry a negative connotation as well, but is often used to show affection towards one another. A cock monkey is ofter a hairy sexy beast.
Last night while cuddling with him, I rubbed my hands through his chest hair. I love my little cock monkey!
cock monkey
See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.
An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.
Also used affectionately.
An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.
Also used affectionately.
Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"
Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
cock monkey
One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.
Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;