CockMouthPoopSlide
To impale ones throat with ones penis during oral sex, only to force the fellater to expel their bowels; only to proceed to use the fecal matter as a means for a Slip N' Slide.
John: "Fuck man, my head hurts so bad."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."
Cockmouthpoopslide
The epitome of all immature adolescent insults as in vaginabloodfart and anuspussbubble.
I hate you, you're a Cockmouthpoopslide.
Cockmouthpoopslide
When someone vomits shite out there mouth because of upsidedown colon
i cockmouthpoopslided all over my car as i was driving