Cock on a bicycle stick
An expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.
"I haven't enough port for my party this evening. Cock on a bicycle stick."
"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."
"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."
"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."
"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."