cock on a stick
Derogatory slang to mean someone is an imbecile.
The word derived from my colleague sully when I was helping him move boxes and accidentally dropped a box on his foot.
The word derived from my colleague sully when I was helping him move boxes and accidentally dropped a box on his foot.
Sully: "Chris you cock on a stick....you've just dropped that box on my foot"
Chris: "Your the cock on a stick for leaving your foot where the box would fall on it"
Chris: "Your the cock on a stick for leaving your foot where the box would fall on it"
Cock-on-a-stick
I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.
'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'
Cock on a bicycle stick
An expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.
"I haven't enough port for my party this evening. Cock on a bicycle stick."
"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."
"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."
"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."
"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."
cock stick
any phallus-resembling object
slang used to offend/slander a person, whereby they are compared to any phallus-resembling object
slang used to offend/slander a person, whereby they are compared to any phallus-resembling object
this corn dog is such a cock stick
Cock on a stick
Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.
Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.